(via Time)
NWO.
Can I Borrow A Dollar
Blow – 2001
£17 million up for grabs on the lottery tonight. Visualising myself as Johnny right now and planning in fine detail how to spend the cash.
If I Never See Your Face Again
(via The Telegraph)
Here is one of those things you wonder why it has only just been created – a porn mag for the blind. Even with 20/20 vision I’m still considering a purchase.
Sheila Goes Out With her Mate Stella
(via The Daily Mail)
Normally I wouldn’t post trashy Daily Mail articles except for the fact I know the dude bottom left (@chrismusgrove) and am one of these so called ‘larger louts’ who likes to go on holiday and do exactly what this story frowns upon. EN-GER-LAND.
Rap Critics Say he’s Money, Cash, Hoes
They do have one thing in common though – both have come out of retirement.
My Baby Don’t Mess Around
I was at Stamford Bridge today watching Hilario try and throw away our title hopes for the season. If that wasn’t bad enough, we missed the much talked about ‘will he won’t he handshake’. One bookies was offering 1000/1 for Bridge to score first with Terry to score the next, a bet brilliant named ‘Following Him In’.
Hug a Hoodie
(via artofthestate)
I’m currently working on a number of projects for the upcoming general election. During my research I found this brilliant image as well as this brilliant website. Can you guess who I’ll be voting for?
Live Fast, Die Old
What’s all this talk about some bloke called Alex McQueen? I’m far more shocked by the passing of Walter Frederick Morrison (1920-2010). Read up.
Don’t Everybody Like the Smell of Gasoline
According to some sources Kate Moss’ earnings tumbled to just £1million last year, down £4million on ’08. At £50 a gram that will get you…
Paint The White House Black
Obama has appeared in/given over 600, yes 600, interviews and speeches in just the last year, almost 2 per day. I think he still believes he simply needs to tell Americans what to think more often, and in a louder voice. Just how much more “talkin’ to the people” does he think it’s going to take? His problem is that the people don’t want what he is selling and have written him off as a liar to boot.
Ice Ice Baby
Found this in the paper today. It should have been my 15 minutes of fame (see post). Oh, and Shaun “I thought I was going to die” Crumpton – you are a fucking pussy.
Since I Was Movin’ White Off the Curb
(via NEODAAS / University of Dundee)
This is such a dope photo. Anyone outside of the UK will not understand the hype and chaos this snow has caused. As our road is still relatively powdery we’re going to try and recreate this with any inflatables we can get our hands on – a blow up whale at the moment. This can only end well.
While I’m Shovelin’ the Snow Man Call Me Frosty
It just gets better by the minute. According to the BBC six o’clock news Fleet had the highest level of snowfall in England overnight / today. Represent.
