The Photos on My Wall


Straight in at number one.

About Four or Five Cats Off in my ‘Llac Now


An extract from one of my favourite books – My Big Book of Pretty Pussys

You Look a Lot Fitter in Your Myspace Picture


OK so I removed the original (better) photo. Gotta stay conspicuous.

You Won’t Tell Me What You’re Wearing


So wish I could find my old Polaroid camera right now.

Cause Imma Buy You A Drank


Tell my baby I’m not coming home tonight.

Small Town Girl


Mary Kate is the ugly one right? I forget.

Young Rawhide


Somebody told me there are too many gratuitous tits on this site. Although I cannot see how you can ever have too many boobs in one place here is a photo of a bum for a change.

All the World’s Asleep


And relax.

Heaven Boulevard


There were three in the bed and the little one said…

Don’t Nobody Fuck With my Kitchen


Purple lips.

One to the Front and One to the Side


And as I continue you know they are getting sweeter.

Call of Da Wild


The hunter becomes the hunted.

It Was Them Cute, Pretty Bitches


(via Emma Watson Pictures aka my new favorite blog)

It’s amazing how good this girl looks in any photo.

You Play the Part Well


Sup Emma. You made being forced into watching an episode of Glee a pleasure. Thank you.

I Break Promises


Sincerest apologies for the lack of girl posts recently. To make up for this here are two-for-the-price-of-one. Not that you will have or will ever have to pay of course, this is the internet silly.

Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture


Hello.

Remember Her Like the Summer


Cheeky.

Can’t Buy Me Love

Well if it’s for charity.

Don’t Everybody Like the Smell of Gasoline


According to some sources Kate Moss’ earnings tumbled to just £1million last year, down £4million on ’08. At £50 a gram that will get you…

Popular Demand


God bless American Apparel and their search for the best bottom in the world. My moneys on Stepho from LA (above), currently ranked 3rd.